• me: *done with everything except my homework*
  • hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

    larrycoincidences:

    do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

    I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

    personalititties:

    neptunain:

    we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

    Omfg

    maverikloki:

    I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

    I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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    I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS